FOUNDED WHEN THE FIRST BLOCK WAS YOUNG — CONSULTED EVER SINCE
The Mempool Almanac
WEATHER · TIDES · STARS · PLANTING ADVICE FOR THE ON-CHAIN FARMER
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FULL MEMPOOL
AVOID HASTE
AVOID HASTE
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WANING FEES
GOOD OMEN
GOOD OMEN
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NEW BLOCK ← TODAY
SETTLE FREELY
SETTLE FREELY
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WAXING VOLUME
MIND THE GAS
MIND THE GAS
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FULL AGAIN
SUCH IS THE CYCLE
SUCH IS THE CYCLE
THE ZODIAC OF COINS — WHAT THE STARS HOLD FOR YOUR HOLDINGS
Bitcoin ₿THE ELDER
You will be declared dead twice this week and reach an all-time high by Friday. Ignore your uncles at dinner.
LUCKY BLOCK: #908,321
Ethereum ΞTHE ARCHITECT
A roadmap shifts beneath you, as roadmaps do. Build anyway. Your gas fees are somebody’s love language.
LUCKY BLOCK: #19,204,117
Tether ₮THE ANCHOR
Today you will be worth one dollar. Tomorrow: one dollar. Find comfort in what others call monotony.
LUCKY BLOCK: ANY
Solana ◎THE SPRINTER
Speed is your gift; humility, your homework. A brief nap is foretold — you will call it “degraded performance.”
LUCKY BLOCK: #241,772,090
Toncoin ◈THE MESSENGER
Good news arrives in a chat you muted in 2024. Unmute it. The stars favor those who read receipts.
LUCKY BLOCK: #38,116,404
XRP ✕THE LITIGANT
Your great docket closed last summer; you have officially run out of judges to convince. Settle transactions — you were always better at those anyway.
LUCKY BLOCK: #84,391,556
TIDE TABLE — GAS FEES
LOW TIDE (SETTLE NOW)04:00 UTC
HIGH TIDE (NYSE OPENS)14:30 UTC
SPRING TIDE (NFT DROP)UNSCHEDULED
CGP CUSTOMERSTIDE-EXEMPT
The gate routes around weather. Others check this table; you needn’t.
PLANTING ADVICE
— Sow seed phrases in cold storage only. Never in public soil, however fertile it appears.
— Private keys do not grow back. Plant copies.
— Prune dead integrations in spring; compost them into field notes.
TONIGHT’S SKY
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CGP
THE GATE CONSTELLATION — ALWAYS VISIBLE
Visible from every meridian, weather notwithstanding.
“Plant in the sandbox, harvest in production.” — OLD SETTLER’S PROVERB